Archive for the 'Smart Alec' Category

Obama White House Moves Swiftly To Come Up With Less Threatening Name For Swine Flu Outbreak

Friday, April 24th, 2009

‘Healthcare Investment’ top choice.
‘Deadly New Flu Strain Erupts In Mexico, U.S.’
at Reuters UK.

Experts Increasingly Concerned That President Obama’s Agenda May Be Inspired By A Bogus Misinterpretation Of The Phrase ‘You Break It You Own It’

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

In Effort To Ensure Soft, Gentle, And Humane Treatment Of All Present And Future Al Qaeda Suspects – Obama Administration To Hand All Detainees Over To Chicago Police Department …

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

In a city as legendary for the kind treatment of suspects as it is for its pizza and sports fans - a heart warming story as …

President Obama Said To Be Incensed At Arrogance Of American Seaman

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

“The seaman of no other nation on earth have behaved in such a manor and my apologies over this outcome are as sincere as they are deep. I ask the world to forgive us.”
“My Administration is already hard at work figuring out the amount of compensation that we feel is due the Somalis. A figure [...]

History Shows That President Obama’s Direct Appeal To The People Of Iran Will Work

Saturday, March 21st, 2009

“If only I’d been there to appeal directly to the people of Austria in 1938, Hungary in 1956, or Czechoslovakia in 1968 - anti-American feelings could have been avoided …”
President Barack Obama’s Address To The People Of Iran
Friday, March 21, 2009

What Can I Say, I Was Inspired …

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

I went for a nice long walk this afternoon and by the time I got home I finally had a caption for my first Charles Schumer T-Shirt and matching Bumper Sticker.

Next On America’s Agenda: Flush With The Success Of His Remedial Economic And Healthcare Summits President Obama To Meet Next Week With 300 Fishermen To Discuss Flounder

Friday, March 6th, 2009

Taking A Brief Time-Out From Gouging Out The Eyes Of Their Captive …

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

… members of an Al Qaeda cell voiced unanimous support for U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder’s denouncement of waterboarding on Monday.
“Please to get as many cowards as you can like that in Washington,” remarked one to boisterous agreement.
‘Holder: Won’t Condone Waterboarding’
In United Press International.

Where Are Beavis And Butt-Head When You Need Them?

Friday, February 6th, 2009

President Barack Obama Tells Nation About His Package.

Gets testy.
Thank you Subsribe4MoreNews

With The Mixed Success Of The Bipartisan White House Super Bowl Party Still Fresh In Everybody’s Mind …

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

President Obama to try again with a more relaxing night of vintage TV. Tonight Robert Wagner stars in 1968s ‘It Takes A Thief.’